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Want to baffle your friends, stun your parents or impress your boyfriend / girlfriend? Then try using my buzzword generator! Just choose one word from each column and say them together as if you really know what you're talking about - it's easy! |
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Put Bullies In Their Place! |
How many times have school bullies (or even your friends!) said something really hurtful about you? Well here's your chance to get even with a selection of brilliant put downs of your very own! |
1. As an outsider, how do you view the human race? 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we? 3. You look familiar. Didn't I dissect you in biology? 4. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. 5. You! Off my planet! 6. Do they ever shut up on your planet? 7. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 8. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 9. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? 10. I never forget a face, and I can remember both of yours. 11. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 12. Isn't it time for your medication? 13. You look awful, is that the style now? 14. If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional. 15. I looked in the bargain bin at Oxfam and I didn't see that one. 16. Earth is full, go home. 17. That's a fun outfit - it's fancy dress, right? 18. Nice dress, are you hoping to slim into it? 19. Don't annoy me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies! 20. She is so ugly they printed her face on airline sick bags. 21. Speak up! You're entitled to your own stupid opinion. 22. Warning: I have an attitude, and I know how to use it! 23. I heard you had a thought once but it died of loneliness. 24. Sorry if I looked interested, I'm not. 25. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce. 26. Pleas, keep talking, I need the sleep. 27. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 28. I'm really easy to get along with once you've learned to worship me. 29. It sounds like English, but I cant understand a word you're saying. 30. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. 31. What am I? Flypaper for freaks? 32. I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant. 33. You have delusions of adequacy. 34. You'r depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 35. Nice girl. If she had two more legs she could star in a Western. 36. Are you usually this stupid or are you just having a blond moment? 37. Is that your face or are you trying it out for an ugly sister? 38. She has the face of a saint - a St Bernard. 39. Would you mind standing downwind? 40. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. |
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